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LOUISIANA
GHOST STORY
 (This happened about a month ago
just outside a little town in the bayou country of Louisiana,
& while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's real.)
This guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a real dark
night in the middle of a thunderstorm. Time passed slowly, and
no cars went by. It was raining so hard he could hardly see
his hand in front of his face.
Suddenly he saw a car moving, slowly approaching and appearing
ghostlike in the rain. It slowly crept toward him and stopped.
Wanting a ride real bad, the guy jumped in the car and closed
the door, only then did he realize that there was nobody behind
the wheel.
The car slowly started moving and the guy was terrified, too
scared to think of jumping out and running. The guy saw that
the car was slowly approaching a sharp curve; still too scared
to jump out, he started to pray and beg for his life. &
he would surely drown, when just before the curve, a hand appeared
thru the driver's window and turned the steering wheel, guiding
the car safely around the bend.
Paralyzed with fear, the guy watched the hand reappear every
time they reached a curve. Finally the guy, scared to near death,
had all he could take and jumped out of the car and ran to town.
Wet and in shock, he went into a bar and voice quavering, ordered
two shots of whiskey, then told everybody about his supernatural
experience.
A silence enveloped them, and everybody got goose bumps when
they realized the guy was telling the truth and not just some
drunk.
About half an hour later two guys walked into the bar and one
says to the other, "Look, Boudreaux, dere's dat idiot dat rode
in our car when we was pushin' it in the rain."
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 OLD FRIENDS
align="left" width="150" height="120">Two elderly ladies
had been friends for many decades. Over the years,they had shared
all kinds of activities and adventures.
Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times
a week to play cards.
One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other
and said, "Now don't get mad at me .. I know we've been friends
for a long time .but I just can't think of your name!
I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it.
Please tell me what your name is." Her friend glared at her.
For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her.
Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"
The Pearly Gates
 A
woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting
for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates.
She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were
her parents and all the other people she had loved and who
had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings
to her, "Hello, How are you ! We've been waiting for you !
Good to see you."
When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is
such a wonderful place! How do I get in ?" "You have to spell
a word," Saint Peter told her
"Which word?" the woman asked.
"Love."
The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed
her into Heaven.
About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked
her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.
While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband
arrived. "I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How
have you been ?"
"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband
told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care
of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state
lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought
a huge mansion And, my wife and I traveled all around the
world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing
today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer.
How do I get in ?"
"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.
"Which word ?" her husband asked.
"Czechoslovakia", she says.
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