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Parking
ticket
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there
for only
about five minutes, when I came out there was a motorcycle
cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and
said,
"Come on, buddy,
how About giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I
called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and
started writing another ticket for having worn tires!
So I called him a piece of horse poop.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield
with
the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused
him, the
more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
 A
Texan is bragging to a Rhode Islander. "In Texas," he
drawls, "you can get on a train, ride all day long,
and
still be in Texas by nightfall."
"Yeah", replies the Yankee,
"We have slow trains in Rhode Island too."
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Richard had proposed to young Nancy and was
being interviewed
by his prospective father-in-law.
 "Do you think you are earning enough to support a family?",
the older man asked the suitor.
"Yes, sir", replied Richard, "I'm sure I am."
"Think carefully now," said Nancy's father warningly.
"There are twelve of us!"
While
a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we noticed
several students on their hands and knees assessing
the
courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand.
"What are they doing?" I asked our tour guide.
"Each year," he replied with a grin,
"The upperclassmen ask the freshmen how many bricks
it took to finish paving
this courtyard."
"So what's the answer?" my friend asked him when we
were
out of earshot of the freshmen.
The guide replied, "One."
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