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Another
Night Out!
 A
good-OLE-boy staggered home late after another evening with
his drinking buddies. Shoes in left hand to avoid waking his
wife, he tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading
to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step in
the darkened entryway.
As he caught himself
by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed
heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket
broke and made the landing especially painful.
Managing to suppress
a yelp, he sprung up, pulled down his pants and examined his
lacerated and bleeding cheeks in the mirror of a nearby darkened
hallway.
Then he managed to
find a large full box of band aids before proceeding to place
a patch as best he could on each place he saw blood. After hiding
the now almost empty box, he managed to shuffle and stumble
his way to bed.
Morning, he awakens
with screaming pain in head and butt to find his wife staring
at him from across the room, and hears her say:
"You were drunk again
last night!!!
Forcing himself to
ignore his agony, he looked meekly at her and replied:
"Now Hon, why
would you say such a mean thing?"
"Well,"
she said, "there is the front door left open, the glass at the
bottom of the stairs, the drops of blood trailing through the
house, and your bloodshot eyes but, mostly.... it's all those
band aids stuck on the downstairs mirror!"
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Liver
and Cheese
Three handsome male dogs are walking down the
street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The
three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be
the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of
her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty,
slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her
in return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors,
she decides to be kind and tells them "The first one who can
use the words "liver" and "cheese" together in an imaginative,
intelligent sentence can go out with me."
The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I
love liver and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination
or intelligence whatsoever."
She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said "How
well can you do?
"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.
"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just
as dumb as the Lab's sentence."
She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How
about you, little guy?"
The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse,
is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink,
turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says ......
(GET READY FOR THIS)
"Liver alone. Cheese mine."
K9
It was the end
of the day when I parked my police van in front of the
station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was
barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me.
"Is that a dog
you got back there?" he asked.
"It sure is,"
I replied.
Puzzled,
the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally
he said, "What'd he do?"
Poll
When I was forced to stay home
due to a pair of broken ankles and casts up to my knees, I took
a part time job as an opinion poll sampler.
On my first call, I introduced myself, "Hello, this is a telephone
poll."
The guy on the other end of the line replied,
"Yeeeah,
and I'm a street lamp!" :-)
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