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Women's
humor:
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to
me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A
couple is lying in bed. The man says,
"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world"
The woman says, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he
stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors
would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good
looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came
to them and said that because they had been such a devoted couple
she would grant each of them a very special wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!
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I was scheduled to fly from North Carolina
to Germany, where my husband was stationed in the military. As
I checked in at the airport, the ticket agent asked me some standard
security questions.
"Has anyone given you any packages that you didn't pack yourself?"
he asked. I told him that
my mother-in-law had given me a parcel to take to her son. He
looked at me very carefully and asked:
"Does she like you?"
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The Texan
A Texan
is bragging to a Rhode Islander. "In Texas," he
drawls, "you can get on a train, ride all day long, and still
be in Texas by nightfall."
"Yeah", replies the Yankee,
"We have slow trains in Rhode Island too."
Marriage
A little
boy was attending his first wedding. After the
service, his cousin asks him: "How many women can a man marry?"
"Sixteen!" replies the little boy.
His cousin laughed and asked how he knew this.
"Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up!
4
better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer!"
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